Score: 0

"What do you know?"

submission: [CC] Veteran's Day

date: November 11, 2005

I'm not American.

I am homosexual.

And frankly. Accusing people of being "terrorists" is an overused term.

Insulting people to get you to vote 5 is not going to win you browney points.

Score: 9

"Short but funny."

submission: Turtie

date: November 10, 2005

When things reach a point where they're so random and unexpected that they're funny. They're deffinately worth a fiver. My advice is make some longer flashes. ^-^

Score: 0

"OH MY GOD"

submission: >Attack Of Purple Alien

date: November 10, 2005

IT'S A POLAR BEAR IN A SNOW STORM!

Wow. It takes alot of skill to draw two red circles on a white background. Frankly I don't know what you're whining about with your score. I've seen FAR better get blammed. Newgrounds standards have deffinately dropped. The music wasn't even decent and there was little to no animation.

Score: 1

"It would of been better if you could understand."

submission: Funky Crunk Shit

date: November 10, 2005

I would of loved to give it a score for humor. If I could understand a single word they said. Maby next time add captions.

Score: 8

"A nice flash"

submission: Final Fantasy Eleventy

date: November 4, 2005

That's a really nice flash show. Very good for your first one. There's a few things you need to watch though. With the thunder. The blue under the trees dont flash and remain sky blue and sometimes the animation is a bit funky. Aside from that you can see alot of effort when into it. Although the little infinite symbol should of been a little better drawn because I didn't realise what it was supposed to be at first.

Score: 5

"Good Idea. Needs improvement."

submission: Dress up the clay

date: August 20, 2005

Cool idea. But you can't expect a high score for dress up games. You need more clothing items. You have alot of accessories but there's not many different ways to dress mister/mrs Clayman.

Score: 10

"So crap it was funny."

submission: Anti-Clock - SRA!

date: August 20, 2005

This was really bad. I didn't understand a word of what the clock was saying. But that pretty much sums clock movies up. Hence why I sympathise with it... That and the clock saying fuck over and over...

Score: 3

"Good skill put to wrong use."

submission: Daily2oon08062005

date: August 6, 2005

You have some really good flash skill going there, but your effort to make a 'daily' tune really brings it town. Perhapse spending more time on your flash films could get you a portal award because you know what you're doing and how to do it. Improve on your graphics and get a plotline and who knows what will happen.

I'm a ffraid the most redeaming thing about this flash show was the preloader and menu.

Score: 4

"Slow and needs deph"

submission: A Message to Mrs. Clinton

date: August 3, 2005

The style of animation was simple and pretty much something I'de use...and the voice acting was pretty good. However the plot was a bit.. boring. There wasn't anything that was pretty funny about it even though it was supposed to be a message to something you found pretty stupid. You didn't really need to read out all your statistics so slowly, it made the flash drag on and not everyone is too illiterate. Read them out fast or just let the people read it themselves. And the last photograph was a bit unnessesary.

Score: 7

"It's a nice flash film."

submission: Under the Bed with Sock

date: August 3, 2005

It's a very well done flash film. But I just didn't find it funny. I suppose the humor depends on what you find funny... But I just thought it was a bit dead. The guy's masterbating in a sock? So what...? I dont know. I think the digital voices are over done. Real voice acting may have made it more interesting to me. I like to see inflictions in voices.